Guest Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I'm worried my girlfriend is going to leave me, she keeps criticising me for being too serious and analysing everything she says. All I want is have a stimulating debate about neo-Darwinism or biochemistry, but all she seems interested in is taking her clothes off and romping in the bedroom. When I go clubbing, nobody seems interested in discussing the philosophy of causality or the ontological argument for the existence of god. If I take my g/f with me, she just avoids me and criticises my choice of anorak. What should I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members xpaulax Posted July 22, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 22, 2003 Anonymous said: I'm worried my girlfriend is going to leave me, she keeps criticising me for being too serious and analysing everything she says. All I want is have a stimulating debate about neo-Darwinism or biochemistry, but all she seems interested in is taking her clothes off and romping in the bedroom. When I go clubbing, nobody seems interested in discussing the philosophy of causality or the ontological argument for the existence of god. If I take my g/f with me, she just avoids me and criticises my choice of anorak. What should I do? dont discuss them type off things Quote sarcasm is the lowest form off wit. if wit was [censored] you would be constipated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted July 22, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 22, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Wonky Posted July 22, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 22, 2003 the sad thing is that although this is a piss take and a funny one too, it could actually be some memebers of this board Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted July 22, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 22, 2003 Jay, dont reply to ur own posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted July 22, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted July 22, 2003 Anonymous said: I'm worried my girlfriend is going to leave me, she keeps criticising me for being too serious and analysing everything she says. All I want is have a stimulating debate about neo-Darwinism or biochemistry, but all she seems interested in is taking her clothes off and romping in the bedroom. When I go clubbing, nobody seems interested in discussing the philosophy of causality or the ontological argument for the existence of god. If I take my g/f with me, she just avoids me and criticises my choice of anorak. What should I do? This could be 1 of 20 members. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Spunkmonkey Posted July 22, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 22, 2003 Anonymous said: all she seems interested in is taking her clothes off and romping in the bedroom. sounds the best part of a good deal to me... anyway... who's the 20 choices then people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Kether Posted July 22, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 22, 2003 CreamyC said: Anonymous said: I'm worried my girlfriend is going to leave me, she keeps criticising me for being too serious and analysing everything she says. All I want is have a stimulating debate about neo-Darwinism or biochemistry, but all she seems interested in is taking her clothes off and romping in the bedroom. When I go clubbing, nobody seems interested in discussing the philosophy of causality or the ontological argument for the existence of god. If I take my g/f with me, she just avoids me and criticises my choice of anorak. What should I do? This could be 1 of 20 members. *busted* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members alasdairm Posted July 23, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 23, 2003 get a new girlfriend? a heated discussion about the nature of 'objective reality' makes for an earthshaking simultaneous orgasm. either that or learn to just stick your thumb up her ass at the right moment. alasdair Quote "I've got medication, honey. I've got wings to fly", Primal Scream:Jailbird msn: alasdairmanson@hotmail.com yahoo IM: alimanson@yahoo.com AOL IM: alimanson23@aol.com email: ali_manson@yahoo.com homepage: http://www.magicglasses.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted July 23, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted July 23, 2003 alasdairm said: just stick your thumb up her ass at the right moment. alasdair Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members LiquidEyes Posted July 23, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 23, 2003 PMSL @ Alasdair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members LiquidEyes Posted July 23, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 23, 2003 alasdairm said: a heated discussion about the nature of 'objective reality' makes for an earthshaking simultaneous orgasm. Agreed. But it's a total turn-off if your bitch doesn't know her onions. Every time my ex-partner misquoted Einstein, I lost my my erection. Had to dump her in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted July 23, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted July 23, 2003 This was not me. For [censored] sake. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members LiquidEyes Posted July 23, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 23, 2003 Of course it wasn't! You would never misquote Einstein, hun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted July 23, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted July 23, 2003 [censored] it, wrong reply to wrong post. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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