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when she was pregnant...


Phil rr

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a woman gets shot in the stomach three times.

 

the babies were fine, and she gave birth to triplets nod.gif a few months later, 2 girls and 1 boy. all grew up healthily, untill one day when the girsl was in her teens, she came running downstairs.

 

Mum, i was playing with mysel andf a bullet came out

Thats ok dear thats natural

girl says ok and goes upstairs again.

 

few days later her sister comes down

 

Mum, Mum, i was playing with myself and a bullet came out!! whats happening!

thats ok darling it's perfectly normal for that to happen, diont worry about it.

 

a few days later her son was having a wank, and runs downstairs in hysterics

 

MUM, I WAS HAVING A WANK AND I SHOT THE DOG!!!

 

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That just isnt funny.

 

No matter who tells it.

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ok, how about

 

they live on a farm.

 

MUM, I'VE JUST SHOT A COW

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Nope.

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