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Has to be one of the best issues i've read for comedy value!

 

 

Firstly there is:

 

'The 24 most fucking irritating things on a comedown' each pont has a description but fucked if i'm typing the lot, just the killer ones.

 

1. Sunday Lunch with granny

 

2. Your local shop keeper

 

3 Buzz Chasing:

 

still trying to get off your tits on anything just to get back to the 'buzz' feeling

 

4. Not Being able to Cum.

 

Why is it every girl bangs on about wanting a guy that can go all night? Yet, when faced with the prospect of an unnaturally drawn out 3 hour hammering, coupled with the look of fear on your red sweaty face, suddenyl you coming quickly becomes SO important

 

5. Church Bells

 

6. Daylight:

 

Over-fucking-rated

 

7. The eastenders omnibus

 

8. The Last bit of left over drugs:

 

Found at the very bottom of last nights pants, the last sachet of Powder and pills, that you thought you'd lost. You shouldnt do it, you know you shouldnt do it, it would be stupid to do it, but you do it anyway.

 

9. A best friend in crisis

 

10. Wires:

 

As in playstation wires and the setting of them up

 

11. 11pm sunday evening:

 

you've gt work in 10 hours

 

12. Binmen @ 5.57 monday morning

 

13. Lorraine Kelly

 

14. Monday morning work wankers

 

15. People who did nothing all weekend and are smug about it

 

16. old people

 

17. Desk-based Nosebleed

 

18. The Bus/train/tube to work

 

19. Anti-drug friends:

 

Do you even know what your dong to yourself? i read in the daily mail that......

 

20. Charity Workers:

 

Them: Excuse me, could you spare 5 minutes for guilt trip international?

 

You: Actually you vegan hippy shitbag, i spent next weeks wages on coke, ecstasy, porn and smart drinks. now let me pass or i'll stab you to death with your biro!

 

21. Serious chats about your relationship

 

22. Nosy children in public places

 

23. Paranoia confused with fact

 

24. the knowledge that come friday your going to do it all over again

 

 

 

 

Pure class!

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8. The Last bit of left over drugs:

Found at the very bottom of last nights pants, the last sachet of Powder and pills, that you thought you'd lost. You shouldnt do it, you know you shouldnt do it, it would be stupid to do it, but you do it anyway.

 

 

Ohh who does that remind you of scratchy.gif

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QUOTE (russelldust @ Jun 22 2004, 19:38)
did you just type all that?

Wow!

yes i did there was a load more to type too, like in the descriptions, i just altered some of them!

 

 

 

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6. Daylight:

Over-fucking-rated

 

 

Thats my favourite! lmao

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No but its bloody good fun

 

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QUOTE (Aaron @ Jun 22 2004, 20:04)
No but its bloody good fun

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Taking drugs is not big and it's not clever

top posting though is a dangerous trend...

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I was forced to read mix mag on hols - coz i'ld finished my glamour and cosmopolitan and my mate had a pile of Blokey magazines...

 

But they others were about music production and home cinema systems etc which i attempted to read but lost intrest (boys stuff)

 

on the front cover it said something like "NEW DRUGS!"

 

so mixag it was.. made me feel embarrassed to admit i go clubbing to be honest

 

 

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QUOTE (squeakage @ Jun 22 2004, 21:47)
QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ Jun 22 2004, 21:45)
*waits for this thread to get deleted*

justify that last comment laurence

only skimmed though this thread, but there seemed to be alot of drug talk

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