CTW Members Diablo Posted July 29, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted July 29, 2003 Three nuns walking down an alley way, when a naked man jumps out Two have a stroke, and the other cant reach!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CTW Promotors Lisa Posted July 29, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted July 29, 2003 Your as bad as boney!!! ban the both of ya from the jokes forum I say Quote Techno, Techno, Techno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Tony P Posted July 29, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted July 29, 2003 vote me as jokes moderator i say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Thats nothing Lisa, wait till you meet me in person, i'm a talking joke machine Two Parrots sat on a pirch, one says to the other "Can you smell fish?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors Lisa Posted July 29, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted July 29, 2003 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Techno, Techno, Techno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Two peanuts walk into a bar One was a salted --------------------------------------------------------------------- A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." --------------------------------------------------------------------- A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Dyslexic man walks into a bra. --------------------------------------------------------------------- A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road." --------------------------------------------------------------------- A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says 'What are you supposed to be?' The man says "A premature ejaculation". "What?" says the woman. The man says "I've just come in my pants." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doc. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it." --------------------------------------------------------------------- "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, straight up, no bull!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." ------------------- Answer phone message "....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...." ------------------- Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull sh-t before ------------------- A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed? " "No, because he's really heavy" ----------------------------------------------------- Two elephants walk off a cliff...... boom boom! ----------------------------------------------------- Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. ----------------------------------------------------- I went to buy some camoflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. ----------------------------------------------------- I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.' -------------------- My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant. -------------------- A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied,"I know you can't, I've cut your arms off". -------------------- I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a muscle. -------------------- Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. -------------------- A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's... um... well... I have five penises." replies the man "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove." -------------------- Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors Lisa Posted July 29, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted July 29, 2003 This post was called three nuns!!! you have gone way Quote Techno, Techno, Techno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Tony P Posted July 29, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted July 29, 2003 Comedy is all about timing aint it hun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors Lisa Posted July 29, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted July 29, 2003 Yeh so why dont you both have a word!!! Quote Techno, Techno, Techno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 (edited) miss_diddy said: This post was called three nuns!!! you have gone way Sorry should have put as another post, will do, hang on.... ....wont let me do it, ah well they'll have to stay with this post! Edited July 29, 2003 by Diablo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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