Should I be scared?

[russelldust]

Someone just texted me and said that they are going to pull my knackers off with a monkey wrench for cumming on their bird's tits...

 

 

Should I be worried?

 

 

The thing is,

 

I actually came up her arse after she sucked me off so it would be daft for him to immolate me for the wrong reason.

[Guest]

You DO look kinda scared, in your avatar.

[russelldust]

I was at a wedding and the groom had just caught me with my head in the bride's lap (underneath her dress)

[Guest]

'Very niiiiiiice'.

[teabag]

Be afraid, if he's capable of doing that just because he thinks you came over her tits, imagine what he will do when he finds out you came up her batty hole

 

 

[russelldust]

I think he should be glad.

 

She was a right minger and dirty at that...

 

[teabag]

oh dear, why did you do her then you twit?

 

and especially up the chocolate starfish. I hope she had a good purging first

[russelldust]

my mate felched her first and then washed her out with evian

[teabag]

at least that made it a nice, soft entry then

[russelldust]

if it had been you tea strainer I would have used Perrier...

[Aaron]

at this thread

[russelldust]

hey no laughing- it's not your knackers that are going to be buried alive