CTW Moderators Maria Posted August 1, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted August 1, 2003 Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men? A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. Q: How do you fix a women's watch? A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven. Q: Why do men pass more gas than women do? A: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure. Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first? A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in. Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells? A: Pregnant. Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? A: Divorced. Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted August 1, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 1, 2003 LMAO. Classy yet funny!! Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Cherry Posted August 1, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 1, 2003 Hehehe not bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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