CTW Members llamaman1562627901 Posted August 3, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 3, 2003 Usually when I'm in the kitchen, at some point I go into the garden for a cig. However, every time I'm on CTW and then go outside for a cig, there's always some weird [censored] going on my garden. Last time there was weird snuffling and breathing sounds coming from behind a blackberry bush. Now there's a sound like a squirrel fiddling with a crisp packet from just the other side of a bit of fence. And JUST as I'm typing this there's a weird scraping sound from the other side of my kitchen wall adjoining the path by the side of the house. And there it is again. So I've come to the conclusion that browsing CTW makes weird [censored] happen in my garden. So I don't know whether to browse CTW loads and keep leaping outside to try to discover why, or browse it from somewhere else knowing that weird [censored] must be happening in the garden at the same time. But if I'm not there, maybe (there's that FOOKING noise again coming from the wall!!) even weirder [censored] would happen, and I'd come back to some indescribabl(and again!) indescribably horrific scene. Maybe I'll be drawn into the weird [censored] and my life will change course dramatically - some strange mixture of the occult and nature; my own life force continuously channelled to the making of more weird [censored] until I'm spent and not good for anything any more. Used up by weird [censored] for the purposes of weird [censored] - all to keep the wheels within wheels turning. Hmm, I wish I had beer. Quote The camels are coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tidy Tart Posted August 3, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 3, 2003 1 day i was browsing on ctw!! and my kitchen bin ran off wiv the wheelie bin!! and bill and ben was in it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members llamaman1562627901 Posted August 3, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 3, 2003 tidy_tart said: 1 day i was browsing on ctw!! and my kitchen bin ran off wiv the wheelie bin!! and bill and ben was in it!!! There's definitely something about browsing CTW and kitchens/gardens. I suspect it's something occult but I'm kind of worried about checking it out too much... you know what they say, sometimes when these doors are opened, they can't be closed. I hadn't even thought about the bin, I might check it is all in order. Cheers! Quote The camels are coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Jimmy Posted August 3, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 3, 2003 funny u say that was in me fridge today gettin a munch i pushed my fridge door to open it swang back towards me then it was as if someone pushed it back away from me again! was well weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tidy Tart Posted August 3, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 3, 2003 this all started from a bloody green spud of all things!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members llamaman1562627901 Posted August 3, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 3, 2003 Right so that's three people that have weird [censored] go on in their kitchen or garden while browsing CTW. I don't think that's coincidence. Does James know anything about this? I'm going to have one last cig before I go to bed just to test the theory, I'll report back. If I survive; that is unless the weird [censored] claims me. If I don't post again after this, then I'd like my stuff to be split between the gf and the parents equally, as I haven't written a will yet. Quote The camels are coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Tidy Tart Posted August 3, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 3, 2003 ATTACK OF THE KILLER KITCHEN james knows bout that 1!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members llamaman1562627901 Posted August 3, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 3, 2003 OK everything went fine - I don't think there was any weird [censored] going on, and the bin seemed as it was earlier in the day. I was thinking, maybe instead of CTW causing the weird [censored], it's the other way round? Maybe we're all instruments of this weird [censored] - like we browse CTW, weird [censored] goes on, then we post? So in a way the weird [censored] is using CTW. I wonder what it wants, or why this is happening. Perhaps it'll carry on until the message is clear? I hope the message it's trying to send is isn't bad for us or anyone else. How happy am I typing away about this. I [censored] really need to get out more. Maybe I should write a novel or something. 'The Weird' by llamaman, about wheels within wheels, the new world order, the bilderberg group, spirits, misuse of the ouija board, the battle between elemental forces and the guiding hand of the Knights Templar, culminating in a message being manifested through many people to CTW. A message so vital for the world to understand, that if it isn't distributed, all is lost. Or alternatively I could just go out, chill and enjoy myself, forgetting about it entirely. Quote The camels are coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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