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Who the hell is that slut ? Dont spose she sent some cunt shots from her web cam theough to msn did she ?

 

 

Can I see more ? haha

 

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That's my aunt sally. She said you were [censored] in bed so she had to manualy come to orgasm.

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lol i think so lemme eat sum dindins 1st and i will be back for round 2!

 

 

last bit

 

 

 

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.

The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

 

Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work.

 

On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly furious now.

 

The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

 

The lady was so mad that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.

 

When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."

 

She paused and said,"Yes?"

 

The bird said, "You know."

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