CTW Members Dazzler Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 A chap asks a prostitute for a shag and she tells him it's £20. "Fine" he says, "but I'm a bit kinky". She agrees that this is OK as long as he doesn't do anything violent. They get back to her flat and he gets out four big springs attached to some straps. "I want you to put one of these on each elbow and one on each knee" he asks. The prostitute is worried that she's getting into something a bit heavy,but she goes along with his request. Then she is told to get down on all fours, naked, in front of him which she does grudgingly. Then he asks her to start bouncing up and down on the springs and finally he takes duck call whistle from his pocket. "Blow on this while I'm shagging you" he tells her. So he's banging away at her from behind while she's bouncing on the springs blowing the duck whistle. Suddenly she starts to enjoy the shagging, so much so that she has the most fantastic orgasm she's ever had. After they've finished she says "Wow, that was the most fantastic sex I've had in 25 years on the game, how the hell did you make it so good?" "Ah," he replies, "It's Foursprung Duck Technique" Quote she makes me do a sexwee in my pants thankyou please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 OUCH!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 hehe... ah jeez... corny but funny! Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members sentialSteve Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 OMG well funny, heard it years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted August 5, 2003 Haha, thats quite funny. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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