CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 I forgot to take it to ibiza... left it at home, my mum was in my flat and she has moved the furniture around and stuff, now i dont know where my vibrator is and i dontknow how to find out off her, i just phoned but couldnt ask her outright so was askin her had she moved anythin and she asked "like what" and i was sayin random objects like cds and letters and a clock but couldnt ask her where my vibrator is.... how do i find out where it is off her without her knowin im gonna use it? I thought about sayin i needed the batteries but then realised it sounded lame when all i could want them for is a clock (i have one on phone anyway) and remote controls, well i dont have my tv from aunts yet but i could still get up and change channel anyway.... any ideas people? Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted August 5, 2003 Just ask her "mam where have you put my plastic cock ? Have you hidden it under your bed ?". haha Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Ginge Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 Just ask if she found your long pink massager and if she could lend you some KY jelly or some vaseline when you get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 5, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 Maria said: Just ask her "mam where have you put my plastic cock ? Have you hidden it under your bed ?". haha will u ask her for me? Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 5, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 Mr_Ginge said: Just ask if she found your long pink massager and if she could lend you some KY jelly or some vaseline when you get back. lol... i wish i could but imnot brave - fact is she knows i have one, i told most of family wheni was drunk that i did but i dont want her knowin i use it too Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members djiceman Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 just say something like "Mum, have you moved my plastic sculpture anywhere in my flat when you tidied up while i was on my hols??" Quote always there for the beer, but not wanting to pay!! Mobile number: 07990 - 936181 (bannanas 'r' us) e-mail: hunter@merseymail.com or: Mulder_1971@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 5, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 hmm yeah but i feel stupid after havin asked her about cds and letters and a CLOCK not a COCK haha hmmm!! Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members ellekay Posted August 5, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 5, 2003 maybe her sex life isnt going 2 well so she nicked it thinking you wouldnt notice because you said you didnt use it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 6, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 6, 2003 haha well she did ask to borrow it when i was drunk and told them all... nah... she wouldnt...hmm... she better not... ewwwwww Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted August 6, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted August 6, 2003 She is proably [censored] herself with it right now - legs above her shoulders - about to cum aswell. In out in out in out. hahah not a thought u want right now is it ? Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 6, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 6, 2003 lmao u fuckin bitch... thats sooooo not the image i want in my head.... was gonna have a wank after hearin ollys voice but now iv got a mental pic of my mum, legs akimbo usin MY vibrator cheeky bitch in myhead - not good - cheers, ill remember to return the favour someday!! Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Moderators Maria Posted August 6, 2003 CTW Moderators Share Posted August 6, 2003 Just try and picture your mothers cum face next tim eyou have a wank "OOOOOOOOOH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS, CLAIRE THIS VIBRO IS GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!" hahaha GO ON MUMA !! SHOVE IT UP YA TWAT ! Quote ClubTheWorld.com's OFFICIAL Events Reviewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 6, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 6, 2003 PMSL hahahahahaha - i am sooooo glad iv already had my wank now... got back on the phone for a few mins so last thing in mind wasmt my mum usin my vibrator to have a wank hahaha!! Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Dazzler Posted August 6, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 6, 2003 Could you just not buy a new one hun lol.. Moral of the story is dont let your mum in your flat when your not there lol Quote she makes me do a sexwee in my pants thankyou please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 6, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 6, 2003 lol yeah... but i will always wonder what happened to it haha Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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