Golf

[Shaney_R]

Subject : FW: Golf

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> A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises,

> two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

>

> Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened?

>

> "Well, it was like this," said the man.

> "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole;

> we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them,

> and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something

> white at its rear end.

> I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf

> ball with my wife's monogram on it...stuck right in the middle of the cow's

> butt.

> That's when I made my big mistake.

>

> "What did you do?" asks the doctor.

>

> "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!

> I don't remember much after that."