Jump to content

New Paul McKenna hypnotising line...


Recommended Posts

  • CTW Moderators

instead of 'eyes open wakey wakey'

 

it should be

 

'legs open nice and widely'

 

sorry im a bit hyper...and thats when the [censored] jokes come out!

 

imagine if he hypnotised you and you woke up and he'd came all over your face..LOL

 

 

lol.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • CTW Moderators

i know hes rank!

 

YUK

 

maria i will throw it in the bin for you! laugh.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • CTW Members

what would be worse would be if you woke from the sleep and found a pig either licking you out or sucking you off !

 

nut.gif crazyy s h i t !

 

 

Future sets for Lee Harris:

  • Smile@crash-vauxhall–22 Nov 2003
  • Cardiff – Dec 13th 03
  • Oxford–Zodiac’s – Dec 09th2003.
  • Guildford – College Christmas event – Dec–2003
  • Decadence-Portsmouth Pier – Jan 04 2003
  • Wildchild – Heaven – London – Feb 6th 2004
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • CTW Moderators

OMG

 

thats rank

 

i bet theres been a few guys on here thats woke up one morning and thought a pig was sucking them off :P

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • CTW Members

just dont go getting hypnotised by the wrong person wink.gif

Future sets for Lee Harris:

  • Smile@crash-vauxhall–22 Nov 2003
  • Cardiff – Dec 13th 03
  • Oxford–Zodiac’s – Dec 09th2003.
  • Guildford – College Christmas event – Dec–2003
  • Decadence-Portsmouth Pier – Jan 04 2003
  • Wildchild – Heaven – London – Feb 6th 2004
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • CTW Moderators

true....

 

SHAZAM

 

I went round when karim was on at my mates club night with an eye on my hand

 

'look into my eye, look into my eye SHAZAM'

 

lol. I thought i was david blaine...i really need to be locked up!

 

i also said to karim 'i think u and glazby are the most amazing djs ever, im obsessed with glazby and i want him to cum in my face'

karim turned round and went 'ahhh fantastic, your so small and cute'

 

i dont think he realised what i said..to top it off its all on my mates camcorder frown.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • CTW Members

just think of all the things you could do if you had the power to hypnotise peeps scratchchin.gifthink.gif

Future sets for Lee Harris:

  • Smile@crash-vauxhall–22 Nov 2003
  • Cardiff – Dec 13th 03
  • Oxford–Zodiac’s – Dec 09th2003.
  • Guildford – College Christmas event – Dec–2003
  • Decadence-Portsmouth Pier – Jan 04 2003
  • Wildchild – Heaven – London – Feb 6th 2004
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • CTW Members
mistress_hoover said:

true....

 

SHAZAM

 

I went round when karim was on at my mates club night with an eye on my hand

 

'look into my eye, look into my eye SHAZAM'

 

lol. I thought i was david blaine...i really need to be locked up!

 

i also said to karim 'i think u and glazby are the most amazing djs ever, im obsessed with glazby and i want him to cum in my face'

karim turned round and went 'ahhh fantastic, your so small and cute'

 

i dont think he realised what i said..to top it off its all on my mates camcorder frown.gif

 

ha ha ha you really are obsessed with him !

 

he he lmfao over the "SHAZAM" laugh.gif

Future sets for Lee Harris:

  • Smile@crash-vauxhall–22 Nov 2003
  • Cardiff – Dec 13th 03
  • Oxford–Zodiac’s – Dec 09th2003.
  • Guildford – College Christmas event – Dec–2003
  • Decadence-Portsmouth Pier – Jan 04 2003
  • Wildchild – Heaven – London – Feb 6th 2004
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • CTW Moderators

yep obsession by jilly martin :P

 

SHAZAM

 

shaammooooonee muthaa fucka - im one bad ass mutha fuckin fool... :P

 

mmm...hypnotising glazby, guyver, and the trophy twins...get to work boys! :P

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • CTW Members

so im guessing here but i bet you like it hard fast and dirty wink.gif

Future sets for Lee Harris:

  • Smile@crash-vauxhall–22 Nov 2003
  • Cardiff – Dec 13th 03
  • Oxford–Zodiac’s – Dec 09th2003.
  • Guildford – College Christmas event – Dec–2003
  • Decadence-Portsmouth Pier – Jan 04 2003
  • Wildchild – Heaven – London – Feb 6th 2004
Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • CTW Moderators

i told glazby not to tell anyone :P

 

nah i dont like sex...im a virgin

laugh.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...