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Did u ever have idiot mittens? those ones where they're fastened to string going through your coat so you don't lose them? lol

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Saw "pirates of the caribbean" at the pictures last night

 

Main character is called "captain jack sparrow"

 

Am gonna call u sparrow from now on laugh.gif

 

 

P.S. who's moved all the [censored] smilies round? eviltongue.gif

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Maria said:

Wow - I remember my mum used to make me wear those during winter when i was a kiD !

 

Didnt make me laff tho undecided.gif

 

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU BOY ! mad.gif

 

Still hungover!! Far too many whitewine spritzers last night!! Can't string a sentance together, let alone anything funny *sniff* Will redouble my efforts tommorow!

 

In the mean time, look at my avatar, that should make you chuckle!!

 

*shuffles off to lie down*

I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!

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Cherry said:

Saw "pirates of the caribbean" at the pictures last night

 

Main character is called "captain jack sparrow"

 

Am gonna call u sparrow from now on laugh.gif

 

 

P.S. who's moved all the [censored] smilies round? eviltongue.gif

 

LOL! Sparrow boy.

I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!

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Capn_Jack said:

In an effort to amuse...

 

Heres a cut'n'paste joke...

 

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?

 

A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.

 

That's crap

 

Q. How can you tell a bloke's been in your kitchen?

 

A. There's a hole in the cherry pie.

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Cherry said:

Capn_Jack said:

In an effort to amuse...

 

Heres a cut'n'paste joke...

 

Q: How can you tell a blonde's been in your fridge?

 

A: There is lipstick on the cucumber.

 

That's crap

 

Q. How can you tell a bloke's been in your kitchen?

 

A. There's a hole in the cherry pie.

 

Its one of those jokes thats sooo bad its funny!! I think! Ugh my brains not working anymore. lol.

I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!

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Certainly was good!! Had loads of fun, well until my mate and his missus argued at the end of the night, so I decided to go home instead of stay. Took 1hr45mins to stroll home, work off all the beer and burgers. lol.

I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!

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