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Lee Harris

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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you sell wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper smiles and gets down on his knees, so that he's on her

level, then asks,

"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fwuffy black wabby or maybe

one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?"

The little girl in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says

in a quiet voice,

"I don't fink my pyfon weally gives a phuck"

Future sets for Lee Harris:

  • Smile@crash-vauxhall–22 Nov 2003
  • Cardiff – Dec 13th 03
  • Oxford–Zodiac’s – Dec 09th2003.
  • Guildford – College Christmas event – Dec–2003
  • Decadence-Portsmouth Pier – Jan 04 2003
  • Wildchild – Heaven – London – Feb 6th 2004
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