CTW Members Lee Harris Posted August 14, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 14, 2003 As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, 'What in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied, 'Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' The next day the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. He too was shocked and asked as to what she was doing. The daughter said, 'Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.' A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She nervously looked in and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked, 'What the hell are you doing?' The husband replied, 'I'm watching the football game with my son-in-law!' Quote Future sets for Lee Harris: Smile@crash-vauxhall–22 Nov 2003 Cardiff – Dec 13th 03 Oxford–Zodiac’s – Dec 09th2003. Guildford – College Christmas event – Dec–2003 Decadence-Portsmouth Pier – Jan 04 2003 Wildchild – Heaven – London – Feb 6th 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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