CTW Members Lee Harris Posted August 14, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 14, 2003 A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you b@stards who want to get off, get the f"*k off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you w@nkers who are getting on,get your fat ar$es in the train now, cause we're going down the tracks. If you don't get on in time - tough sh!t" The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say,"All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will travel with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are f*"ked off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the slag in the kitchen." Quote Future sets for Lee Harris: Smile@crash-vauxhall–22 Nov 2003 Cardiff – Dec 13th 03 Oxford–Zodiac’s – Dec 09th2003. Guildford – College Christmas event – Dec–2003 Decadence-Portsmouth Pier – Jan 04 2003 Wildchild – Heaven – London – Feb 6th 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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