MY MOTHER.

[Maria]

Jesus, I have been up almost an hour - my mothers alarm has been going off (and its one of the most annoying alarms) RIGHT NEXT TO HER EAR ON THE BEDSIDE TABLE, since 8, and she can't hear a thing :s

 

What a BEAST !

 

[squeakage]

for some reason thats sounds strangley familiar

[Lisa]

whop her over the head with it

[Guest]

 

It's still going off ...

[Guest]

oooo it's stopped.

 

So the beast, I think, has been unleashed !

 

Fecking lazy bint !

[Lisa]

bout time mumsie, get up & get the cable fixed

[Guest]

The alarm has gone off again. I think she snoozed it.

 

God dam lightweight can't handle getting up early.

 

[Lisa]

dont blame her, cant fecking believe im up!! I soooo wanted a lie i n too, damn bladder

[Guest]

*coughs*

[Lisa]

that too

[Guest]

 

I was that bit of dust stuck in your throat.

 

YOu see, I need you this morning

[Lisa]

it's still there need more tea, get the fooking kettle on lady

[Guest]

Ah - she is ere !

 

She said yo mofo.

 

Feel the bling !

 

[Lisa]

morning lazy bint

[Guest]