CTW Members Wonky Posted August 15, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 15, 2003 The following are actual ads placed in the Personal section of the > > Ministry of Sound magazine: > > > > ARE YOU AGED 18-30, female, slim build, into hardcore techno, a recent > > graduate and into politics? > > Then [censored] off! I want a [censored]-thick 16 year old bird with no opinions and > > massive tits! Reply to box. xxxx > > > > WERE YOU THE GIRL with braids, blue T-shirt, platform trainers,dancing > to > > left of the stage during JFK's set at Passion last Friday? I was the guy > > curled up under the speaker stack. I meant to talk > > to you but I was hallucinating and I thought you had a wolf's head > > and flippers. But I'm ok now. Reply to xxxx > > > > ATTENTION ALL MAD clubheads in the Toxteth area going to Cream this > > weekend. > > Me and my mates are going to nick all your valuables while you're out > > because we're thieving scally bastards. > > > > IF YOU ARE a group of around four house fans in the Acton High Street > area > > of West London and you're particularly into old skool Chicago > > sounds,please turn your stereo down because some of us are [censored] > > trying to get some sleep. > > > > ARE YOU THE TALL BLACK-HAIRED GUY in the black and > > silver Versace shirt who I shagged in the Ministry toilets about three > > months ago without any form of birth control. > > Please write to me. I'd...ummmm...love to hear from you. Just to see how > > you are and stuff. > > Don't worry, there's nothing to worry about.Really. > > It's just that I'm going to have a...ummm...a PARTY! > > Yes, that's it. A party. Reply xxxx > > > > WANTED: COCAINE. Lots of it. Reply to xxxx > > > > WERE YOU THE man standing three feet away from me at the bar in Fabric, > > smiling weakly and smelling rather too strongly of Issey Miyake? Because > > if you look at my tits one more time, I am going to glass you. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 class. But i thought the joke in here was the actual magazine!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members JoeDrawb Posted August 15, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 15, 2003 they're pretty funny Quote chilled out beach house thru to bangin' hard german trance http://stores.ebay.co.uk/worldwidevinyl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 15, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 15, 2003 Bushy said: class. But i thought the joke in here was the actual magazine!! hahaha tho i did same as you bushy!! Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members jon_m Posted August 15, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 15, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted August 15, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted August 15, 2003 Rubbish. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Wonky Posted August 16, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 16, 2003 CreamyC said: Rubbish. bish rub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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