CTW Members jon_m Posted August 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 18, 2003 Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home >> >got caught short. >> > >> >They were very near a graveyard and one of them >> >suggested they do their business behind a head stone >> >or something. >> > >> >One of them had nothing to wipe with so she >> >thought she'd take off her panties and use them, >> >then throw them away. >> > >> >Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive >> >underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers but was lucky >> >enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was >> >on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with >> >that. >> > >> >They then made off for home. >> > >> >The next day one woman's husband phoned the other >> >husband and said "We'd better keep an eye on our wives >> >you know, mine came home last night without her panties." >> > >> >"That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with a card >> >stuck between her arse cheeks that said 'From all the lads at >> >the fire station. We'll never forget you'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Cherry Posted August 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 18, 2003 Hahaha jon that's excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members occasionalcharlie Posted August 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 18, 2003 hahaha Quality mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 18, 2003 lmao Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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