doctor joke

[jon_m]

A man goes to the doctor's for his wifes test results..

> >

> > Mr Smith " I'm here for Mr's Smiths test results"

> >

> > Receptionist: " Oh! I'm sorry Mr Smith, theres been a problem. We

have 2

> > sets of test results for a Mrs Smith and we don't know which is

yours.

> > I'm afraid its bad news or terrible news!. One set shows Alzheimers

> > Disease and the other shows AID's"

> >

> > Mr Smith; "That's awful!! What should I do?"

> >

> > Receptionist: " The doctor suggestss you drop her off in the middle

of

> > town, if she finds her way home don't shag her!"