CTW Members jon_m Posted August 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 18, 2003 > >A ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and see's a >local > >sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he will have some fun - > > > >so he says to the Welshman - "can i talk to your dog?" > > > >Villager- " the dog doesnt talk - u idiot !!" > > > >Ventriloquist - "hello there dog hows it going?" > > > >Dog - "oh i'm doing alrite thanks" > > > >Villager - (look of extreme shock) > > > >Ventriloquist - "is this villager your owner then??" (pointing at the >man) > > > >Dog - "yeah thats rite" > > > >Ventriloquist - "and how does he treat you??" > > > >Dog - "real good actually , he walks me twice a day , feeds me well and > >takes me to the lakes once a week to play !" > > > >Villager- (Look of utter disbeleif) > > > >Ventriloquist - "is it alrite if i talk to your horse??" > > > >Villager - "er...well ..er........the horse doesnt talk either ..... i >dont > >think .....!!" > > > >Ventriloquist - "hey horse - hows it going??" > > > >Horse- "yeah cool man " > > > >Villager- (absolutely dumbfounded) > > > >Ventriloquist - "is this your owner?"(pointing at the villager) > > > >Horse- "yep thats him " > > > >Ventriloquist - "how does he treat you?" > > > >Horse- "oh pretty good actually he rides me regularly ,brushes me down >and > >keeps me warm in a lovely barn to protect me from the cold" > > > >Villager - (look of total amazement) > > > >Ventriloquist - "mind if i talk to your sheep ??" > > > >Villager - (look of sheer panic) THE SHEEPS A LIAR !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted August 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 18, 2003 jon_m said: A ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and see's a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he will have some fun - so he says to the Welshman - "can i talk to your dog?" Villager- " the dog doesn’t talk - u idiot !!" Ventriloquist - "hello there dog how’s it going?" Dog - "oh I'm doing alright thanks" Villager - (look of extreme shock) Ventriloquist - "is this villager your owner then??" (pointing at the man) Dog - "yeah that’s rite" Ventriloquist - "and how does he treat you??" Dog - "real good actually , he walks me twice a day , feeds me well and takes me to the lakes once a week to play !" Villager- (Look of utter disbelief) Ventriloquist - "is it alright if i talk to your horse??" Villager - "er...well ..er........the horse doesn’t talk either ..... I don’t think .....!!" Ventriloquist - "hey horse – how’s it going??" Horse- "yeah cool man " Villager- (absolutely dumbfounded) Ventriloquist - "is this your owner?"(pointing at the villager) Horse- "yep that’s him " Ventriloquist - "how does he treat you?" Horse- "oh pretty good actually he rides me regularly ,brushes me down and keeps me warm in a lovely barn to protect me from the cold" Villager - (look of total amazement) Ventriloquist - "mind if i talk to your sheep ??" Villager - (look of sheer panic) THE SHEEPS A LIAR !!!!!! Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 18, 2003 LMAO on form today jon!! Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Good work you twat! Heard it before though! Still a blinder though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members JoeDrawb Posted August 19, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 19, 2003 hahaha Quote chilled out beach house thru to bangin' hard german trance http://stores.ebay.co.uk/worldwidevinyl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Photographers Crill Posted August 19, 2003 CTW Photographers Share Posted August 19, 2003 i posted this one a while back. funny as [censored] though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Cherry Posted August 19, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 19, 2003 pmsl absolutely excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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