CTW Members jon_m Posted August 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 18, 2003 Onestone was his name...........This was his Indian name because he had >> > only one testicle. >> > >> > >> > After years and years of this torment Onestone cracked and said, "If >> > anyone >> > calls me Onestone >> > again I will kill them!" >> > >> > >> > The word got around and nobody called him onestone any more. >> > Then one day a young girl forgot and said, "Good morning Onestone." >> > >> > >> > He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest, >> > >> > >> > there he shagged her all day, he shagged her all night, he >> > >> > >> > shagged her all next day, until she died from exhaustion. >> > >> > >> > The word got around that Onestone meant business. Years >> > >> > >> > went by until a woman returned to the village after many years away. >> > >> > >> > She was overjoyed when she saw onestone and hugged him and said, >> > >> > >> > Good to see you Onestone." >> > >> > >> > Again, Onestone grabbed her and took her deep into the >> > >> > >> > forest where he shagged her all day, shagged her all night, shagged her >> > >> > >> > all the next day, shagged her all the next night, but she wouldn't >> > >> > >> > die! >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >What is the moral of the story? >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >(You'll love this!!!!) .......................... >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >You can't kill two birds with one stone!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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