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Scots, Irish & a Scouser


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Scotsman, irishman and a scouser sat at the bar and in walks Jesus, jesus walks over to them all recognising they need healing.

 

He turns to the Scotsman, 'you are blind'

'yes says the scotsman, who are you?'

'I am Jesus, i am here to help you' and then Jesus smothers his Hands over the Scotsmans eyes, and shazam the scotsman can see.........

 

Then the Irishman, gets his turn, and reads Jesus' lips, jesus then puts his hands on paddy's ears and speaks to him

'for now you can hear my son' the irishman yelss and goes running home to tell his family.

 

Jesus turns to the scouser and is cut short as the scouser says

'you stay the [censored] away from me la, i'm on disability'

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LiamStyles said:

At least the Irishman wasnt the butt of the joke this time!

 

there's always next time wink.giflol.gif

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