CTW Members Scream Posted August 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 18, 2003 There is a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the beach. The beach is beautiful with loads of beautiful people on it. Anyway this handsome man is walking along and notices that the woman is crying. Curious to why the woman is crying he asks her what's the matter and she replies: "With all these beautiful men on the beach it makes me realise that i've never been kissed by a beautiful man." With this the man kisses her and she stops crying and starts to smile. As he's about to walk off down the beach she starts crying again. Again the man is curious to why she's crying and asks why. She replies: "With all these beautiful men on the beach it makes me realise that i've never had a by a beautiful man go down on me." So again the man takes it upon himself and does exactly that. She loves it and is once again smiling from ear to ear. Just as he's about to walk off the woman starts crying again. Feeling out of place the guy is curious to why she's still crying. So he asks her why. She replies: "With all these beautiful men on the beach it makes me realise that i've never been [censored] by a beautiful man." To which the guy picks the woman up in his arms and throws her in the sea and shouts out to her, now ya [censored]!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Claire DC Posted August 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 18, 2003 PMSL so so wrong I LIKE IT Quote You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue* MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Very good mate!!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Sweet Posted August 18, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 18, 2003 lol Quote ================================================ **Nunc scio quit sit amor."Lat. "Now I know what love is"** ================================================= msn- maa_97@hotmail.com http://www.faceparty.com/sweet_26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members JoeDrawb Posted August 19, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 19, 2003 cruel, but funny ! Quote chilled out beach house thru to bangin' hard german trance http://stores.ebay.co.uk/worldwidevinyl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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