CTW Members Rascal Posted August 19, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 19, 2003 2 Mexicans have been lost in the desert for weeks. At death's door, they see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer, they see that it's draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon: smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving nearly-raw juicy bacon, all sorts of bacon. "Hey, Pepe" says the first Mexican, "ees a bacon tree! We're saved!!". So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree. As he gets to within five feet, he's gunned down in a hail of bullets. His friend drops down on the sand and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?" With his last breath Pepe calls out, "Ugh, run, amigo, run, ees not a bacon tree, ees a ham bush". Quote WiLDCHiLD\\6TH FEBRUARY\\HEAVEN\\9PM-7AM AFTERPARTY AT MILK RM1 - WiLDCHiLD V PASSION\\JUDGE JULES\\BK\\JFK\\ THRILLSEEKERS\\REECE ELLIOT\\MARC WEST\\SIMON PATERSON\\BRISKY RM2 - RIOT V STORM FEAT. CTW\\ED REAL\\PAUL GLAZBY\\KARIM\\CALLY & JUICE\\NICK LUNN\\LITTLE GEM\\DANNY GILLIGAN\\LEE HARRIS & CHRIS HAWKES\\TONY P\\CARL NICHOLSON RM3 - WiLDCHiLDMOTHERFUNKERS V MOONWALK RM4 - PUKKA UP RM5 - BECOME ONE\\MILK\\DIRTY DJ'S\\REVOLUTION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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