CTW Members Rascal Posted August 20, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 20, 2003 The Queen was visiting one of London's top hospitals and she specified she wanted to see absolutely everything. During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was w*nking. "Oh my", said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry Your Majesty, but this man has a very serious medical condition and is only following doctors orders. His body produces too much semen and his testicles keep overfilling. Until we can find out exactly what is causing this problem he's been instructed to do that at least 5 times a day or there is a danger that his testicles will explode, and he would die instantly." "Oh, I am so sorry", said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a bl*w-job "Oh my", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?" The Doctor replied, "Same problem, but he's with BUPA." Quote WiLDCHiLD\\6TH FEBRUARY\\HEAVEN\\9PM-7AM AFTERPARTY AT MILK RM1 - WiLDCHiLD V PASSION\\JUDGE JULES\\BK\\JFK\\ THRILLSEEKERS\\REECE ELLIOT\\MARC WEST\\SIMON PATERSON\\BRISKY RM2 - RIOT V STORM FEAT. CTW\\ED REAL\\PAUL GLAZBY\\KARIM\\CALLY & JUICE\\NICK LUNN\\LITTLE GEM\\DANNY GILLIGAN\\LEE HARRIS & CHRIS HAWKES\\TONY P\\CARL NICHOLSON RM3 - WiLDCHiLDMOTHERFUNKERS V MOONWALK RM4 - PUKKA UP RM5 - BECOME ONE\\MILK\\DIRTY DJ'S\\REVOLUTION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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