CTW Members llamaman1562627901 Posted August 26, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 26, 2003 Some tips for the next one (sorry to give the game away!): - don't dress as if you are going to Brannigans when going to a hard house/trance night (WPC's especially don't wear your hair in a bun for crying out loud); - to show that you appreciate the music it's best not to haplessly move your arms occasionally as if you feel it is your duty to, especially if you look like you are taking the piss and you are about 50; - if you are a young undercover police officer, you would blend in better if you didn't just sit there in silence looking bored - if a normal person is bored, they leave, or they were never there in the first-place; - if a WPC and a PC are there undercover as a 'couple' it would look better if they spoke or at least appeared affectionate, rather than looking as if they were coincidentally sat in adjacent seats in a dentists waiting room; - it's less suspicious if you speak amongst yourselves and maybe with the people you are with, it also helps to make eye contact instead of continuously trying to glance at people's laps when they are just rolling a cigarette there - I'm staring right at you, I can see it, and nobodies eyes move like that unless they are insane or looking for something very specific while trying not to be seen looking - you have failed; - it doesn't help to blend in if you are drinking from a glass that is supposed to look alcoholic, work this one out for yourself; - don't bring that senior undercover officer who happens to be about 50 with you and dress him in a t-shirt as if he's out to his local pub for a pint of newcastle brown, it doesn't work; - and finally, normal people don't just move from a set of perfectly good seats to another set unless they are trying to get away from the original seats or have friends in the destination seats, nor do they say nothing to the original people when they arrive, nor do they mysteriously leave by an arrangement of conspiratorial whispers and nods about 20 minutes later, nor are they seen haplessly tapping their foot, propped up against the bar, watching everybody like a hawk later on. Maybe with these tips you'll be more successful! Quote The camels are coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CTW Members tommy Posted August 26, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 26, 2003 Fook me ! ! Were them peeps sitting with us in the chillout bit watching me roll a ciggie police ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted August 26, 2003 CTW Promotors Share Posted August 26, 2003 djtommy said: Fook me ! ! Were them peeps sitting with us in the chillout bit watching me roll a ciggie police ? Yes. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Admin James Posted August 26, 2003 CTW Admin Share Posted August 26, 2003 and all my 'other' photos have been handed over to them Tommy Quote James@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Admin | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Clubbing the world, together ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members babyred Posted August 26, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 26, 2003 I wonder what they thought of the reece police , i bet they were dead jealous!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members tommy Posted August 26, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 26, 2003 I know it sounds really naive, but I never thought u'd get undercover police in a club ! Suppose I'll just have to shoot up H and smoke some crack in my basement now then where they can't find me and go round breaking into people houses for my habit. A lot better than going out and being happy for a few hours and not bothering anyone. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Mr Moo Posted August 27, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 27, 2003 djtommy said: I know it sounds really naive, but I never thought u'd get undercover police in a club ! Sundissential North isnt allowed to happen if they dont have a certain amount of undercover police. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members llamaman1562627901 Posted August 27, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 27, 2003 djtommy said: I know it sounds really naive, but I never thought u'd get undercover police in a club ! Suppose I'll just have to shoot up H and smoke some crack in my basement now then where they can't find me and go round breaking into people houses for my habit. A lot better than going out and being happy for a few hours and not bothering anyone. Cunts. The older guy thought you were rolling up a spliff, he was such a hopeless twat. His eyes were constantly zipping down to were you were rolling up then going back to his colleagues and giving little strange half shaking of heads and such like. Well strange. Undercover police Quote The camels are coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members llamaman1562627901 Posted August 27, 2003 Author CTW Members Share Posted August 27, 2003 babyred said: I wonder what they thought of the reece police , i bet they were dead jealous!! The reece police not only enforced better laws, they also handed out sweets. They ruled. Quote The camels are coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members tommy Posted August 27, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 27, 2003 The reece police were wikid ! ! I remember that guy looking at my rollie, it wasn't even a king size ! ! Twat ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Bukey Posted August 27, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 27, 2003 Fookin' quality, Llamaman!!!! Quote w: www.bukeytheloon.com e: cunt@bukeytheloon.com msn: msn@bukeytheloon.com Other CTWers verdict of Bukey "Another Glowstick waving loon..." - @Bungle "A bit off your tree..." - @baby-rabit "NUUUUTTTTEEEERRRR!" - @Phil rr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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