are u a ....

[Dawn]

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19

 

 

 

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive.

You lie a great deal.

You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid.

Everyone thinks you are a jerk.

You enjoy sucking cock.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[kitty]

QUOTE (Dawn @ Feb 14 2004, 04:40 PM)

Libra Sep 21 - Oct 22 You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male you are probably QUEER Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores All Libra's die of verereal disease.

ARGHHHHHHH !!!!!!!

 

JESUS H CHRIST!!!

 

hahaha

the way im going ill be the freggin only born again virgin!

whore? ...... i wish!

 

 

 

 

[Guest Shenlong]

for non piss take ones:

 

http://www.astro-uk.dircon.co.uk/

 

[Ian Cashman]

QUOTE (Dawn @ Feb 14 2004, 04:43 PM)

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19 You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a jerk. You enjoy sucking cock.

cheeky fuck! lol

[kitty]

this is quite funny,

just hope no ones severly depressed today

[Dawn]

QUOTE (kitty @ Feb 14 2004, 04:45 PM)

this is quite funny, just hope no ones severly depressed today

OMG me too ... think i'll have to take my sheet out next time were out n prove it's not ME

[kitty]

QUOTE (Dawn @ Feb 14 2004, 04:47 PM)

QUOTE (kitty @ Feb 14 2004, 04:45 PM) this is quite funny, just hope no ones severly depressed today   OMG me too ... think i'll have to take my sheet out next time were out n prove it's not ME i reakon u been planning this for months dawn... REVENGE ON CTW'S!!!!

[Dawn]

Capricorn Dec 21 - Jan 20

 

 

 

You are conservative and are afraid of taking risks.

You are basically a chicken shit.

There has never been a capricorn of any importance.

You should kill yourself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Dawn]

QUOTE (kitty @ Feb 14 2004, 04:49 PM)

QUOTE (Dawn @ Feb 14 2004, 04:47 PM) QUOTE (kitty @ Feb 14 2004, 04:45 PM) this is quite funny, just hope no ones severly depressed today   OMG me too ... think i'll have to take my sheet out next time were out n prove it's not ME i reakon u been planning this for months dawn... REVENGE ON CTW'S!!!!     Who's been talking ............               may aswell do them all now .... wouldn't want anyone to feel left out

[kitty]

QUOTE (Dawn @ Feb 14 2004, 04:49 PM)

Capricorn Dec 21 - Jan 20 You are conservative and are afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chicken shit. There has never been a capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

i think this one and libra's dying of disease is a bit harsh.

couldnt they have put dying in a motorbike accident?

bit nicer maybe.lol.

 

 

[kitty]

p.s

 

ALL CAPRICORNS!!!!!!

 

DO NOT KILL URSELF!

THIS IS A JOKE,

U ARE NOT CHICKEN SHIT!

 

[Dawn]

there's worse ... can't bring myself to put them yet

[Dawn]

QUOTE (kitty @ Feb 14 2004, 04:53 PM)

p.s ALL CAPRICORNS!!!!!! DO NOT KILL URSELF! THIS IS A JOKE, U ARE NOT CHICKEN SHIT!

PMSL .... YEAH THAT

[Dawn]

Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 21

 

 

 

You are the logical type and hate disorder.

Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your co-workers.

You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while f**king.

Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

not too bad

[kitty]

QUOTE (Dawn @ Feb 14 2004, 04:58 PM)

Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 21 . You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while f**king. not too bad

Remind me not to date a virgo! LOL.