CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted August 28, 2003 Author CTW Promotors Share Posted August 28, 2003 This one is just the best .... "I hate [censored] call centres. Filled with dozy bitches and/or supercillious camp little twats who have nothing better to do than belligerently refuse to help the very people that pay for their sad & meagre existence - hiding from the sack or a good [censored] punching via their hold button. Press one for this, two for that, I 'll force your [censored] head into a cheese grater if you don't put me through to a person with more than 7 neurones connected together. Top lies from call centre wankers: 1. No-one has ever complained before - bollocks - i rang last week and complained. I can hear people in the background defending the company. Every call is a complaint - it must be because no-one has a clue even which company they are answering for. 2. I'll just put you through to a manager - bollocks - you mean i'll inaccurately tell the problem to one of my junior colleagues who started this morning and then get you to go through the whole thing again before that person puts you back to me by which time you will gladly pay whatever charge is being demanded lest you go down to Slough with an M60 and do a Michael Douglas impression. 3. I'll call you back 4. "Due to data protection" .... you wouldn't know data protection if I shoved a floppy disk up your arse and asked you to guard your own starfish but you know how to say those words like you're a QC of 20 years - to defend everything from telling me my own name to what my pet is called. Tip: My pet is called "Yawracunt" and it gives me great pleasure reading over this password. 5. "Sir" - if i said i think your Mum is a fat stinking whore but ended my sentence with "madam" do you think that would temper the meaning? Of course not - so why do call centre staff trainers insist on having an ignorant bitch with a GCSE in Aromatherapy say Sir at the end of every rude, purposely curt and non-sensicle utterance to exit their cock-munching orifice. You wanna get rude then play by the rules, take your finger off the hold button and stop saying Sir - then I'll tell you what I think of your stupid pathetic life. Can you think of anymore? Other people I wished got a painful dose of the clap: Traffic wardens who run to cars to give them a ticket (yes I really have seen that!) Spam emailers who have the nerve to sell you anti-spam software on their unsubscribe page Daily Mail readers who don't hate the right things or people. (Possibly would allow some pain relief as they do hate the congestion charge & speed bumps) Rob ps. Fat Americans also get on my nerves - especially the one's trying to sue McDonald for making them get addicted to food! They should be spit-roasted." Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Zen_Master Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 28, 2003 The sites by a lad called Wizzy BB off 4clubbers- its been up n running for ages! Quote Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. ~ There has not been any great talent without an element of madnesshttp://www.lucasforums.com/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://urbanjunkie.macker.co.uk/father.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted August 28, 2003 Author CTW Promotors Share Posted August 28, 2003 Zen_Master said: The sites by a lad called Wizzy BB off 4clubbers- its been up n running for ages! Congratulations. Thanks. You knew before everyone else. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Zen_Master Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 28, 2003 Your welcome. Quote Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. ~ There has not been any great talent without an element of madnesshttp://www.lucasforums.com/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://urbanjunkie.macker.co.uk/father.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Zen_Master Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 28, 2003 Whilst we're on the subject, i saw this clown: on sunday dressed as a cricketer. Some people just never learn do they Quote Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. ~ There has not been any great talent without an element of madnesshttp://www.lucasforums.com/images/smilies/monkeydance.gif http://urbanjunkie.macker.co.uk/father.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members TomD Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 28, 2003 twats with learning difficulties who suffered frequent abuse at school, but who have now finally realised their calling in life -- the Club Cunt. yes, admire their hard-earned tolerance for narcotics, as they have a wee sniff at anything out of a child's Chemistry Set; proclaim to be feeling the music whilst chewing their eyeball; show people literally how many Pritt Sticks went into making their "costume"; and mince about the room with vigour, looking for the nearest camera to gurn at. this phase of their life lasts approximately five years, after which the eyes eventually open, they realise what a cunt they really are, and promptly commit suicide, allowing new, fresh blood with even more WaCkY FaShIoNs to enter the scene, and entertain us all with their inane chat about kids' TV shows, Michael Buerk and Chelsea supporters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs Phil B Posted August 28, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted August 28, 2003 was funny coz a friend was telling me about this site at north on sunday and i spotted the link in another post.....pure class Quote www.djphilbenson.co.uk - updated 28/08/04 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW DJs LittleMissLoud Posted August 28, 2003 CTW DJs Share Posted August 28, 2003 [censored] hilarious!! That site is Quality with a capital QQQ!! Quote I'M HUNGRY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 In light of recent posts,I defy anyone to now deny that cybers look like stupid fucks. Big thumbs up for the geezer who done it,Im likeing his patter in physcological abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted August 28, 2003 Author CTW Promotors Share Posted August 28, 2003 flakey_dove said: In light of recent posts,I defy anyone to now deny that cybers look like stupid fucks. Big thumbs up for the geezer who done it,Im likeing his patter in physcological abuse. 10/10 from me. [censored] qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Admin James Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Admin Share Posted August 28, 2003 LMAO! Quote James@ClubTheWorld.uk CTW Admin | ClubTheWorld.uk | Twitter | Instagram Clubbing the world, together ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted August 28, 2003 Author CTW Promotors Share Posted August 28, 2003 If only I had a gun, Sundissential would shrink 95%. Ahhhhh, heaven. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Capn Jack Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 28, 2003 Now its obvious why I laugh at the way some people dress!! Quote I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Promotors CreamyC Posted August 28, 2003 Author CTW Promotors Share Posted August 28, 2003 Capn_Jack said: Now its obvious why I laugh at the way some people dress!! bang bang. Quote CreamyC™ Email: CreamyC@ClubTheWorld.uk MSN: CreamyCTW@Hotmail.com Mobile: 07956 462 642 (T-Mobile) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTW Members Louise Posted August 28, 2003 CTW Members Share Posted August 28, 2003 Capn_Jack said: Now its obvious why I laugh at the way some people dress!! for once im gonna agree with you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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