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A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a

handsaw so he sees another man on the 1st floor.

 

He yells down to him, but he can't hear, so he does sign language. The man on the 3rd floor does sign language.

 

He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning "need", and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.

 

The man on the 1st floor knods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating. The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and says," What the [censored] is wrong with you dumbass? I said I need handsaw!!"

 

The other guy says," I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm

coming." nerner.gif

 

WEEKEND HAS LANDED. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. ... I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle. I'm going to Never Never Land with my chosen family. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did. Anything could happen.

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rolleyes.gif Bad, really Bad....

The music, The people,The lights,The sounds.
The faces, The clothing, The smoke,The crowds.
All moving, All dancing,All feeling the beat.
All enjoying, All feeling,All on their feet.
Such passion,Such bliss,Such ectasy, and joy.
Such smiles, Such fun, Such laughter,
4 Every girl and boy

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