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What's the most useless part of a male body???

 

Its cock!!

 

2 balls that dont bounce

a bell that doesnt ring

and

his neighbours an arse hole!!

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What do you call the useless thing on the end of a Knob???

 

A MAN!!!!

 

nerner.gif

The music, The people,The lights,The sounds.
The faces, The clothing, The smoke,The crowds.
All moving, All dancing,All feeling the beat.
All enjoying, All feeling,All on their feet.
Such passion,Such bliss,Such ectasy, and joy.
Such smiles, Such fun, Such laughter,
4 Every girl and boy

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Capn_Jack said:

I'm sure you ladies have other uses for it though.

 

Yeah... thats cos we have an imagination wink.gifrolleyes.gif:

You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing :wink:
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lol, Claire, you think like me...WKD!!!

 

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The music, The people,The lights,The sounds.
The faces, The clothing, The smoke,The crowds.
All moving, All dancing,All feeling the beat.
All enjoying, All feeling,All on their feet.
Such passion,Such bliss,Such ectasy, and joy.
Such smiles, Such fun, Such laughter,
4 Every girl and boy

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Claire DC said:

Capn_Jack said:

I'm sure you ladies have other uses for it though.

 

Yeah... thats cos we have an imagination wink.gifrolleyes.gif:

 

Wow, that and washing skills!! thumbs.gif

I don't do much on this planet, but David Blaine has taught me that I could do less!!

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We are the way forward! thumbs.gif

The music, The people,The lights,The sounds.
The faces, The clothing, The smoke,The crowds.
All moving, All dancing,All feeling the beat.
All enjoying, All feeling,All on their feet.
Such passion,Such bliss,Such ectasy, and joy.
Such smiles, Such fun, Such laughter,
4 Every girl and boy

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LuShY said:

What do you call the useless thing on the end of a Knob???

 

A MAN!!!!

 

nerner.gif

 

Olly has just informed me that he disaggrees and says its a WOMAN rolleyes.gifeek.gifshocked.gif

You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing :wink:
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l ol..Thats if he's lucky enough to get a woman there in the first place?!?! laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

The music, The people,The lights,The sounds.
The faces, The clothing, The smoke,The crowds.
All moving, All dancing,All feeling the beat.
All enjoying, All feeling,All on their feet.
Such passion,Such bliss,Such ectasy, and joy.
Such smiles, Such fun, Such laughter,
4 Every girl and boy

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Capn_Jack said:

Claire DC said:

Capn_Jack said:

I'm sure you ladies have other uses for it though.

 

Yeah... thats cos we have an imagination wink.gifrolleyes.gif:

 

Wow, that and washing skills!! thumbs.gif

 

 

Yeah women can multi task!! thumbs.gif

You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing :wink:
It'd Be Rude Not 2!! *I Need A Tissue*
MSN: Claire___DC @hotmail.com  Email: clairedc @ dsl .pipex .com

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LuShY said:

l ol..Thats if he's lucky enough to get a woman there in the first place?!?! laugh.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

 

haha yea he is tho... me rolleyes.gif: wink.giflaugh.gifblush.gif

You Can Never Have Too Much Of A Good Thing :wink:
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Aww.......I'm sure you'll get him sorted for that comment!!

 

GET HIM GIRL!! evil_laugh.gifevil_laugh.gif

The music, The people,The lights,The sounds.
The faces, The clothing, The smoke,The crowds.
All moving, All dancing,All feeling the beat.
All enjoying, All feeling,All on their feet.
Such passion,Such bliss,Such ectasy, and joy.
Such smiles, Such fun, Such laughter,
4 Every girl and boy

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