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drive man!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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wizzy bb said:

what if it was your grandma, would you stop then? or would you reverse over her a couple of times to make sure you get your inheritance?

 

hahhhaaaaaaaaaaa funny, all mine would leave me is her broomstick!!

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nah id just make sure she was dead and pinch her toffees she's always got!!

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tidy_tart said:

nah id just make sure she was dead and pinch her toffees she's always got!!

 

if she is eating toffee's then she cant be that old hon!! bad on the falsies are toffee;'s!!!

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wizzy bb said:

would you stop or just drive off?

 

Drop a gear and red line the car the [censored] out of there whilst praying that her headscarf was'nt stuck to the bumper for cop cars coming towards me to see.

 

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I would stop, pick up the body, put it in the boot, put it in the freezer at home, and advertise it on e-bay, plenty of people needing organs, or ingredients for their cannibal stew, you would make a fortune

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wizzy bb said:

would nobody give her a quick porking first? it's not rape if she's already dead.

 

Thats just wrong!!!!!!!

WEEKEND HAS LANDED. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. ... I'm gonna blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle. I'm going to Never Never Land with my chosen family. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did. Anything could happen.

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