i've been punished for perving!!

[Mr_Happy]

i've gone blind in one eye!!

i was stairing at a shop display when a cute woman (and her breasts) walked in my line of sight. seconds after my glimps of her tits and one eye went blind!!

 

i think someone is trying to punish me for one of my few pleasures left in life

[Lisa]

how close were you?? Wasnt her nipple, poked you was it??

[Guest]

alas no it wasnt.

 

mumma always said i would go blind one of these days

[LiquidEyes]

Why, did your mum catch you wanking?

[Guest Kether]

My mum does my wanking for me, that's why she has such thick rimmed spectacles.

[Phil rr]

QUOTE (Mr_Happy @ Jun 30 2004, 14:46)

i've gone blind in one eye!! i was stairing at a shop display when a cute woman (and her breasts) walked in my line of sight. seconds after my glimps of her tits and one eye went blind!! i think someone is trying to punish me for one of my few pleasures left in life

did she move quite close to you, you may have been given a black eye by something -- thus rendering you mono-speculared. or whatever.

[Guest]

her tits were quite pert.

[raverbird (jinx)]

window shopping never hurt no 1

[Guest]

it hurt my vision

[raverbird (jinx)]

bless ya

[Guest]

you know, there are ways you could make it up to me

[raverbird (jinx)]

hows that

[Guest]

[raverbird (jinx)]

u little bugger lol

[Guest]

QUOTE (raverbird (jinx) @ Jul 1 2004, 13:24)

u little bugger lol

you like it up the browner then

Edited July 1, 2004 by Mr_Happy