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Lewis says:

 

when ur shaggin a bird up the arse just b4 ur about to cum punch her in the back of the head and it tightens her arse up loads apparently :X

 

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donkey punch

 

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Yeh & there is also the one when your sucking your fellas knob, just as he is about to come, clamp teeth tightly, to bite technique, makes penis throb more APPARENTLY!!!

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Or there's the one where your shaggin your bird from behind, just before your about to cum, pull out, spit on her back, then when she turns (thinking you've shot your load) you can shoot in her face! laugh.gif

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cheeky_chick said:

silly me there was me thinkin you have sex for pleasure not pain.

 

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you rough evil buggers!

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Nought wrong with abit of pain claire!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Biting the bollox is the best one thumbs.gifouch.gif

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cheeky_chick said:

oh dont get me wrong i like a bit of rough but if i got thumped in the back etc id kick the bugger outta bed and threaten to chop their damn willy off!

 

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threaten!! I fooking would dear!! *CHOP CHOP* *FEEL THE PAIN*!!! ouch.gif

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miss_diddy said:

cheeky_chick said:

oh dont get me wrong i like a bit of rough but if i got thumped in the back etc id kick the bugger outta bed and threaten to chop their damn willy off!

 

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threaten!! I fooking would dear!! *CHOP CHOP* *FEEL THE PAIN*!!! ouch.gif

 

 

Evil Women! ouch.gif

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