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Husband and wife just getting ready for bed when the wife stops and stares at herself in the mirror.

 

"I'm old, fat and ugly....say something nice about me" she says.

 

Husband says...

 

"Your eye sight is bloody good"

 

 

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lmao, now that was good!! thumbs.gifrotfl.gifrotfl.gif

The music, The people,The lights,The sounds.
The faces, The clothing, The smoke,The crowds.
All moving, All dancing,All feeling the beat.
All enjoying, All feeling,All on their feet.
Such passion,Such bliss,Such ectasy, and joy.
Such smiles, Such fun, Such laughter,
4 Every girl and boy

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