Retarded animals

[Kether]

Most animals aren't particularly bright but you can always spot when an animal is a bit wooly between the ears. Like cats that think it's a good idea to start trying to drink boiling oil or dogs that walk into patio doors.

 

What key features do you look for when trying to decide if an animal is particularly thick?

[Jimmy]

one time at an after party I was really cunted and decided to go a walk to the shops and I seen 3 retarded dogs. I was like "is it walk your retarded dog day or something"

[Kether]

What was it about their behaviour that made you think they were retarded?

[TomD]

Kether said:

What key features do you look for when trying to decide if an animal is particularly thick?

if it forgets to breathe when distracted by pretty things.

[Jimmy]

Kether said:

What was it about their behaviour that made you think they were retarded?

 

no they looked retarded.

[Scream]

i know some pretty retarded people too, but my mates cat had it's leg chopped off, by a vet cus a farmer shot it. CUNT!! Anyway we think it still has it's leg. Or there is this other cat that makes this fuckin hilarious noise, a bit like a dog, so we think it's trying to bark, lol.

[Jimmy]

my mates cats got 3 legs too! It doesnt look retarded tho