have you ever dressed up as anything/anyone else?

[zombie]

Crill said:

Sure, whats your hourly rate?

 

it's ok no charge. so, tell me about your parents, were they a bit slow on the uptake too? take your time

[Crill]

Where should I start?

 

My father was a fair ride operator (the walzers if your interested) We travelled far and wide with him and his friends. At night he would keep us warm under the one blanket we owned. "Don't worry, this will be our little secret" he used to say to me.

 

My mother abandoned us at an early age to run off with her yoga teacher Matilda. She was Swedish I think.

 

We weren't aloud to do anything which involved having fun. "It was the devils way of taking your soul" Daddy used to say. Maybe that accounts for my lack of humour.

 

You know what that really helps. Thanks wizzy I feel much better.

 

"Has anyone got a tissue?"

[zombie]

well you've got to laugh havent you?

[CreamyC]

Crill said:

She was Swedish I think.

 

[Crill]

Unfortunately I can't cos I have no sense of humour!

[Crill]

CreamyC said:

Crill said:

She was Swedish I think.

 

You into the Swedes Kev?

[zombie]

Crill said:

Unfortunately I can't cos I have no sense of humour!

 

dont be so hard on yourself. im sure you're a very interesting guy to make up for it.

[CreamyC]

Crill said:

CreamyC said:

Crill said:

She was Swedish I think.

 

You into the Swedes Kev?

 

Yes.

[Crill]

You'd think so wouldn't you...but I'm actually dull as [censored] and ugly and I've got a small willy.

 

Has anyone got a gun???

[CreamyC]

Crill said:

I've got a small willy.

 

 

[censored]. I thought Boney was winding me up when he told me that.

[Crill]

CreamyC said:

Crill said:

I've got a small willy.

 

 

[censored]. I thought Boney was winding me up when he told me that.

You should know Boney doesn't lie.

[CreamyC]

Crill said:

CreamyC said:

Crill said:

I've got a small willy.

 

 

[censored]. I thought Boney was winding me up when he told me that.

You should know Boney doesn't lie.

 

Jesus, you're right.

[Crill]

CreamyC said:

Crill said:

CreamyC said:

Crill said:

I've got a small willy.

 

 

[censored]. I thought Boney was winding me up when he told me that.

You should know Boney doesn't lie.

 

Jesus, you're right.

I know you're fond of me Kev but to refer to me as a God is a bit overboard don't you think!

[zombie]

Crill said:

You'd think so wouldn't you...but I'm actually dull as [censored] and ugly and I've got a small willy.

 

 

im not gay you know

[Crill]

Good for you