Find a strange world record

[Scream]

This cracked me up with the pic,

 

man with pegs on face

 

[James]

good Avatar !

[Dawn]

[zombie]

anabell chong for the [censored] the most men in one day. very classy bird.

[CreamyC]

Dodgy bastard.

[Scream]

lmfao the oldest male stripper!!

 

male stripper

[alasdairm]

i had a record: at one point i was the youngest person in the world.

 

also, today i hold two records: world's tallest short person and world's shortest giant.

 

alasdair

[Phil rr]

Scream said:

This cracked me up with the pic,

 

man with pegs on face

 

 

am sure i saw him at the last tidy weekender

[Guest]

Fastest bloke to pull a bird in a club

 

 

A young lad called Mr J Asper recently managed to break his own record of how long it took him to pull in a nightclub. His record did stand at an incredible 18 minutes, but recently he smashed it with a fannytastic 2.5 minutes!.

 

He was not available for comment - but a mate of his who witnessed the amazing feat recalls 'Ye we had gone for a few jars and wandered into The Theatre nightclub at about 11:30. We paid our money and walked into the main hall and towards the bar. We had only made it about halfway to the bar when his eyes lit up and he made his pounce......and that was it - must have literally been about 2.5 minutes.'

 

His friend was stunned by the speed of the incident and the sheer determination on the lads face as he approached his prey, but was then left standing like a billy-no-mates for the rest of the night until he realised that the pulling-king had scored and he would have to be making his own way home......so he left, got a kebab and went home.

 

His dumped friend recalls 'I am sure he enjoyed his night - but i was bored silly!. I didnt see the lady, but knowing his usual style she was probably a bit of a BEAST!.