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Louise

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ice cream man found dead, covered in hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce in mouth & a flake in each ear.

 

 

 

police think he topped himself!! rolleyes.gif

 

 

anyone got one worse than that?

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I think its about time for a VERY juvenile joke...the sort my son would tell.

 

Whats brown and sticky?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A stick.

 

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lol heres a few bad ones:

 

what did 1 eye say to the other??

 

 

between u and me something smells

 

why did the guy drive his lorry of a cliff??

 

 

he was testing his airbrakes

 

 

 

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the jokes on here have been excelent!!!

 

 

heres my crap joke contribution:

 

 

 

what makes more noise than 1 cat stuck up a tree?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2 cats stuck up a tree

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so glad i read these..im comedown like a bitch and this just made me laugh!!

 

 

heres my joke...

 

did you know jeremy beedle has a small dick??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but on the other hand its quite big

 

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hes got a really small hand....

 

 

next time hes on the telly look at his hand...

 

then you will get it. your silly!

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ahhhh. u could have asked the guy to explain it himself @ the last tidy wkder if i wasnt so drunk smile.gif

 

 

ne way - back on topic:

 

 

 

why did the dinosaw cross the road?

 

 

 

 

 

cuz chickens wernt invented

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