MADDERS THE OFFICIAL STATEMENT

[Madders]

United Members of Sundissential, the past, the present and the future!

 

Uncle Madders here! Over the last 3 months there has been much speculation of my whereabouts. For the record the Sundissential office has stated officially that I, Madders, have walked out and sold my shares.

 

This is not the case! Let me for the record state that I have never been an angel. I have seen it, sniffed it and smoked it and for good or for bad, much of it bad, I have always lived and I will probably die by the sword. But never once did my lifestyle interfere with my running of Sundissential. I have given my life to my club, its members, its resident DJs. I am proud and honoured to have created the world's most outrageous club.

 

Does my lifestyle make me a bad person? After all, clubland since its inception in 1988, has been driven and motivated by drug taking, not just ecstasy, but every given substance known to mankind. This is a fact!

 

The factors that have not been relevant to clubland are the following:- theft, fraud, cheating and underhanded dealing. The afore mentioned are commonplace in most businesses Worldwide. None are more present than in the Sundissential office I am ashamed to say.

 

Sundissential since its opening gig at the Pulse club in central Birmingham, started off as a hobby for both myself and Mr Danny Kirk. I had known Mr Kirk since 1992. In the space of a very short time Danny became not only my best friend, but my soul brother. My family, i.e my Mother, my Father and my sister treated him as if he had the same blood. Danny moved to Birmingham in 1995. He knew no one, only me. If it was not for me, Mr Kirk would have been a nobody. I have always believed that what has taken place in the past will always reflect in the future. Danny knew what he was getting involved in with me. Regardless of any social behaviour portrayed by the both of us, I have treated him with nothing more than the love and caring of a person who I considered to be a brother.

 

What he has done to me, will now be judged by the highest courts in the land and possibly the Devil himself.

 

I am not in a drug clinic, I am not in a crack house, I am at home with my girlfriend and my family.

 

Members of Sundissential, this year I was sacked from the company I own and founded. This was based upon ficticious and trumped up lies. It is impossible to "sack" a man from a business he owns. I found out in March this year, that a great deceit had taken place 3 years ago on October 12 2000. I found out that Mr Kirk behind my back had registered the company to himself as the 100% owner and sole director. Sundissential had always been a 50/50 partnership. There is no way that I ever worked for Mr Kirk!

 

Members, I will now have to be careful of what I say due to guidance from my team of Lawyers. But now let me state a few remarks about the people for who I have spent the last 7 years treating as my own kith and kin:

 

Danny Kirk: You pride yourself on your stubbornness. You think you are a business man, you are nothing more than a liar, a fraud and a cheat. You think you are clever. You buy people off, you make false promises you cannot keep, you buy friendship, you think you are King Dick.

 

The 2 things that you have forgotten are: 1) you forget how determined a person I am, especially when principle is at stake. 2) The thing that is most important to Sundissential are its loyal members and non-members who attend the club week in week out. You CANNOT buy them off.

 

You blackmailed me into appointing new accountants 2 years ago. All you have done is use these accountants to stitch me up like a kipper - how sad are you? Did my father who turned us round from huge losses into amazing profits inside 2 years, did he do the same to you?

 

Understand this, my team of Lawyers have advised me that I have rights which I will exercise. I will fight for what is mine. In the immortal words of Dr Martin Luther King:

 

"Why does a free man of the free world have to fight for what rightfully belongs to him?"

 

When it comes to your own habits, you are nothing more than a hypocrite. I am dealing with my problems, are you dealing with yours?

 

Are you innocent Kirk? Or as it states in the Bible, "Let him without sin, cast the first stone".

 

You are trying to portray the innocent man, bollocks! Innocent my arse! When it comes to your own abuse, isn't it the case of the pot calling the kettle black?

 

Understand this Mr Kirk, I will pursue you to the gates of hell to get back what you have stolen from me.

 

Just for the record everybody, I will now tell you of what pathetic pieces of low-life rubbish that Danny Kirk and Miss Louise Crampin actually are. In my letter of dismissal dated 18 June 2003, Mr Kirk and Miss Crampin have accused my parents of giving me money to buy drugs. My father is 69 years of age and my mother is 67 years of age. They are respected members of Birmingham society. Is this the best you can do? My parents' own Lawyers are pursuing these sickening allegations. I hope the pair of you have appointed good solicitors because you will need them!

 

Finally Danny, my Lawyers have also uncovered your underhanded dealings reference "Funkissential". I have the paperwork to prove your filthly con. If Glynn Tolley and Rob Tissera are reading this statement, to prove I am right go to www.patent.gov.uk at the trademark register under "Funkissential". I believe that this has already been done by one DJ who was surprised to find out he owned nothing. Yet again you have registered Funkissential to yourself.

 

Louise Crampin aka the Poisoned Dwarf, Where is your conscience? What have I ever done to you? When your last boyfriend beat you black and blue, who came to your aid? When you asked for references for a mortgage, who gave them to you? When you asked for a loan for a car, who gave it to you? Is this the best you can do? How dare you sign my letter of dismissal containing allegations against my parents who have loved you like their own daughter. Furthermore, accuse me of stealing 2 cheque books from my company and cashing them. Search your soul lady, there is no way I would ever steal from Sundissential. I have heard about what you have done to SJ. Hang your head in shame. I am particularly looking forward to seeing you in court.

 

Miss Helen Atherton aka Judas At least when Judas accepted 30 pieces of silver from Jesus Christ himself, Judas had the decency to kiss his cheek. Not in your case. Your loyalties are not to Sundissential. You are obsessed with Danny Kirk and you will resort to anything to creep round him like a fly licks a piece of [censored]. The things I have done for you. Is this how you repay me? I have treated you like a sister and the best you can do is make 2 telephone calls to Alphamagic Records Limited who are our partners in Sundissential Records Limited. This is the worst mistake you have made in your life. Those conversations were recorded. On these tapes you clearly accuse me of theft of a substantial amount of merchandise money. You have also accused me of the theft of many items of merchandise and records of accounts. The taped conversations are now in the hands of my Lawyers. I would never stoop to such low life tactics. I hope for your sake lady you have a good Lawyer. You will need one. I am taking out a separate action against you. There is NAT A LIE here. Ask Danny who he took to LA and Miami on 4 January 2002. There is NAT like telling the truth.

 

Members, clubbers, this is the saddest day of my life. I never thought that there would ever be such a day. Sundissential is now officially on its arse. The Saturday nights at the Sanctuary nightclub in Birmingham have attendances well below 400 people. Sundissential North fares no better. They have sold 8 tickets for the next event in Leeds on Sunday 5th October - [censored] me! That leaves 2692 tickets left on sale. I would love to be there, however, I will not be humiliated by being turned away from my own club.

 

There was a time recently that I prided myself on the fact that Sundissential was a club run by its members, for its members and was the pride of its members. A united nation of like minded people, a true people's champion and was the envy of every promotor in the world. Today Sundissential has become a club run for members by a bunch of egoistic, selfish, trumped up, up their own arse "wanabees". To prove this look at the current club war in Leeds on a Wednesday night, where Sundissential's night called Base is up against Goodgreef's night called Sessions. To produce flyers and stickers publically ridiculing your opposition are low-life tactics. Mr Kirk, how dare you insult Ben, Barry and Taz. No wonder you were hiding in your hotel room. Ben Thompson will be Sundissential's down fall. [censored] me, if Gatecrasher was so [censored] good, how come it ended up going monthly? Food for thought Mr Kirk.

 

Under its present management, Sundissential is finished. There are new kids on the block now. Congratulations certainly go to Andy/Amo at Tidy. To put 4500 people into an event in the middle of September is absolutely outstanding. The next weekender I believe has already sold out. Incredible! Look at Ben and Barry from Goodgreef - [censored] me! Mixmag's club of the year inside 2 years is a major achievement. Frantic are now ruling the south and are coming north. Well done Will! Finally, congratuations to Neil Moffatt from Godskitchen, whose Polysexual brand has come on leaps and bounds in the last 12 months. What an insult it must be to you Kirk to see all Sundissential's DJ's jumping ship to Godskitchen. Perhaps they know something that you don't?

 

Well that's it for now, I will keep all of you informed of how the litigation is going. I miss you all and I hope that all of you remain well and enjoy your clubbing wherever you go. But understand this, I have not gone anywhere. I am lurking in the shadows and waiting in the wings. In the immortal words of Hollywood's legendary actor Arnold Schwarzeneggar; "I'LL BE BACK!!!!!". If you want to contact me my at Madan_725@hotmail.com

 

God bless all of you. Sundissential Rest In Peace.

 

Uncle Madders, founder and co-owner of Sundissential

 

p.s Look out for my forthcoming features coming soon "Madders tells all" in Mixmag and M8 Magazines.

 

[sentialSteve]

Reckon this is going to get very interesting over the next few months Two sides to every story though and look forward to Dannys version...

[TomD]

fucksake, how boring is this then

 

 

yawn, get a [censored] life

[Capn Jack]

And there was me thinking the build up was just a ploy to raise interest in something mundane. Oh wait it was.

[sentialSteve]

Tom and Jack -

1. Its a clubbing board.

2. Can you name something more interesting thats happened in the clubbing world in the last few months?

[Capn Jack]

I'm sure there will be an equal amount of people who are interested. But suprise, suprise there are others who aren't.

[TomD]

sentialSteve said:

Can you name something more interesting thats happened in the clubbing world in the last few months?

yes - more people joined the growing throng who realise that promoters, especially those who run big clubs, are generally self-obsessed pricks (as proved by this post), and most of them would quite happily stab their grans for a few extra quid.

 

this doesn't interest me at all. whoever madders is (and i hope to god i never meet him) can quite clearly [censored] off back to wherever he came from in the first place.

 

this kind of post is exactly what clubland doesn't need. if the bloke gave two ticks about his (former) club, or indeed the state of things to come, he'd sort this out in private and not resort to school playground behaviour. the fact he even needed to promote this post in advance proves how pathetic this whole issue is.

 

grow. up.

[Blink]

Jack, just because you have no interest in this particular club, it is interesting to see how the world of clubland really works, in the same way that the Hutton enquiry has covered far more than the suicide of one Doctor.

 

[sentialSteve]

I feel he had no choice but to go public. Rumours have been flying around about him for weeks and some have them have been well out of order. This is the only way he can put HIS version of events out so fair play to him. Why you knocking the guy anyway? He's done more for clubbing then you'll ever do.

[Blink]

TomD said:

this doesn't interest me at all. whoever madders is (and i hope to god i never meet him) can quite clearly [censored] off back to wherever he came from in the first place.

 

Madders founded Sundissential (which I assume you have heard of). If I was Madders, and what he alleges has happened, is true, then I would be doing far more than posting on message boards.

[Maria]

Fair play Madders..

 

But..2 sides to EVERY story.

 

Good luck

[Capn Jack]

Blink said:

Jack, just because you have no interest in this particular club, it is interesting to see how the world of clubland really works, in the same way that the Hutton enquiry has covered far more than the suicide of one Doctor.

 

I'd be more interested if there was an enquiry. At the moment the story is a little one sided.

[jamesthemonkeh]

Assuming the above is correct, then I have sympathy, I can half-understand how he feels to have something he loves taken away from him...

[Pepsi]

Capn_Jack said:

 

 

I'd be more interested if there was an enquiry. At the moment the story is a little one sided.

 

I call for a Sundissential enquiry!!! but who do I call

 

If all the above is true then I do have loads of sympathy for the man.

 

Also like to say that I was totally unimpressed with all the Sundissentials underhand tactics to run other clubs our of town so are a lot of other clubbers.

 

I'm hoping for a new SunnyD rival in Brum could this be war?

[TomD]

sentialSteve said:

He's done more for clubbing then you'll ever do.

what the [censored] is that??? what i do or don't do "for clubbing" isn't even the issue here.

 

[censored] this. YES i'd be irritated if someone went behind my back and did something of this alleged nature but i'd like to consider i'd have a bit more maturity to not scoot round message boards and do a Copy & Paste back-of-the-class hate note.

 

for most of us, the world doesn't revolve around [censored] "sunny d" and we don't hang on the every word of its promoters. to assume that we do is a bit arrogant to say the least.