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An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were

> >standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came

up

> >and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and

couldn't

> >find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the

promise

> >that

> >he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went

by

> >and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It

> >read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the

bottom of

> >the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was

an

> >oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . .. .please advise"

> >The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap"

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