Clever Dog

[Bushy]

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the

> >window saying:

> >

> >"HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and

must

> >be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."

> >

> >A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign

and

> >went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then

> >walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.

> >

> >Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office

> >manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least.

However,

> >the dog looked determined, so he led him into the office. Inside, the

dog

> >jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

> >

> >The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be

able to

> >type."

> >

> >The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out

a

> >perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager

and

> >gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.

> >

> >The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you

have

to

> >be good with a computer."

> >

> >The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded

to

> >demonstrate his expertise with various programs and produced a sample

> >spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager.

> >

> >By this time the manager was totally dumbfounded! He looked at the

dog

and

> >said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some

> >interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."

> >

> >The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on

the

> >part about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.

> >

> >The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be

> >bilingual."

> >

> >The dog looked at him straight in the face and said, "Meow."

> >

 

 

[sentialSteve]

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[Claire DC]

haha nice