2 Lumps Please - if ur baord enuf

[Mr_Happy]

seeming as a few other have put up their person websites, i thought i'd do the same:

 

http://www.2lumpsplease.com - i promice u its not porn

 

p.s. its not very netscape friendly, but i cant be arsed to re-write the entire CSS

[Claire DC]

LMAO hahaha

 

That has got to be the funniest thing i have seen all day!!

[Mr_Happy]

glad to be the funnyest thing in ur life since a whole 1 and 3 quarters of an hour

[Claire DC]

i meant all day yesterday, didn't realise the time

[CreamyC]

Woohoo!! 2000+ hits in 6 months!!

 

... in which 1998 came from Mr Happy.

 

The other two were from me and DC.

[Capn Jack]

It looks very gay.

[Mr_Happy]

Capn_Jack said:

It looks very gay.

 

i thought it would appeal to u

[Capn Jack]

Mr_Happy said:

Capn_Jack said:

It looks very gay.

 

i thought it would appeal to u

 

Thanks.

[Mr_Happy]

Capn_Jack said:

Mr_Happy said:

Capn_Jack said:

It looks very gay.

 

i thought it would appeal to u

 

Thanks.

 

ne time

[CreamyC]

Nice one Jack, you have increased Happy hit rate to 2001.

[Wonky]

 

i bet he started the counter on 1990

[Mr_Happy]

been meening to take the hit counter off. it reached 32,000 and reset

[Kether]

Fish, fish, glorious fish;

You breathe underwater,

And smell of fish!

 

Your eyes were googly;

And your nose was wet;

But now you're lying in my tummy.

 

Why did I have to eat him?

I'm no cat!

I wasn't hungry;

I blame my butt!

 

You used to whisper;

Sweet nothings in my ear.

(In fish language.)

But for some strange reason,

My cat liked you too.

 

Your gills were orange;

And black at night.

You fins were gang-green.

Oh why did I have to take that bite?

 

Fish, fish, tasty fish.

You were salty;

With a little ketchup.

 

I think we have a new Ted Hughes in our midst.