How not to play conkers

[Pepsi]

Step One: Don't hit squirrels with the conkers

 

Step Two: Do not aim for Little Children

 

Step Three: Do not throw the conkers at people with the intent to harm them!!!!!!!!

 

 

[Magicman]

You've just reminded me that I need a drink.

[Trudes]

what if the kids are really annoying, can you throw at the kids then?

[Louise]

not seen a conker for years.......

 

why did they get put in the oven?

[Pepsi]

majikman said:

You've just reminded me that I need a drink.

 

wat a bizarre way your mind works

[Pepsi]

Trudes said:

what if the kids are really annoying, can you throw at the kids then?

 

No its always wrong to throw conkers at kids

 

 

 

rotting fruit on the other hand is quite acceptable

[Trouble]

wot you meen iv been playing it wrong 4 all thease years dam them poor squirrals

 

& that lil boy i put in hospital he still hasent come outta his comba

[Trudes]

yay i think i got some bad oranges in the fruit bowl

[Magicman]

Pepsi said:

majikman said:

You've just reminded me that I need a drink.

 

wat a bizarre way your mind works

 

Well, inded.... I haven't quite worked it out myself yet. I did honest forget I was thirsty til you turned up

[Pepsi]

Trouble said:

wot you meen iv been playing it wrong 4 all thease years dam them poor squirrals

 

& that lil boy i put in hospital he still hasent come outta his comba

 

so other people really do play conkers like that then that'll be another apology for 2mo lol

[Trouble]

i thought i was alone in the world

[Capn Jack]

I hit the squirrels on the nuts, they don't collect conkers.

[Kether]

Pepsi said:

Step One: Don't hit squirrels with the conkers

 

Step Two: Do not aim for Little Children

 

Step Three: Do not throw the conkers at people with the intent to harm them!!!!!!!!

 

The little squirrel fuckers dodged.

 

My throw's not what it used to be.

[IAHH1562627749]

I always seemed to play the version which went like this:

 

1) collect a lot of conkers

2) collect some more

3) stick em all in a drawer somewhere

4) find them the next year havnig a slight musty smell

 

i never seemed to get round to the actual conker-combat side of things. why battle to have a 500-er, when u can collect 500 instead. much easier, and safer too.

[neet]

wimp!