If Jack Nicholson was hacking down your front door

[dissolved girl]

what would you do, and how would you try and defend yourself if need be?

[Guest]

throw a pair of Lisas soiled nickers in his face.

[squeakage]

I would pick up one of these big mixers or records decks and throw them at him!

 

they look pretty heavy!

 

haha (i'm a dj's worst nightmare i guess)

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Maria @ Jul 6 2004, 10:31)

throw a pair of Lisas soiled nickers in his face.

lashes or pin-ups??

[Guest]

QUOTE (Lisa @ Jul 6 2004, 10:32)

QUOTE (Maria @ Jul 6 2004, 10:31) throw a pair of Lisas soiled nickers in his face. lashes or pin-ups?? GALLAGHERS.

[dissolved girl]

I'd be fucked. My windows only open a little bit, I'd be like the woman out of The Shining cowering in the bathroom. There is a large very heavy metal skull on the shelf though, I'd probably brain him with that

[Lisa]

dont wear em, numb nutz

[Guest]

Just for this occassion, go on ?

 

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Maria @ Jul 6 2004, 10:35)

Just for this occassion, go on ?

ok, im skiddying up, just for you

[Guest]

HUH HUH !

[teabag]

QUOTE (dissolved girl @ Jul 6 2004, 10:27)

what would you do, and how would you try and defend yourself if need be?

I would say 'heeerrres Lizzy'

[Alex]

I'd poke his eyes out with a toothbrush, when he sticks his head in.

[LazyGunn]

QUOTE (dissolved girl @ Jul 6 2004, 10:34)

I'd be fucked. My windows only open a little bit, I'd be like the woman out of The Shining cowering in the bathroom. There is a large very heavy metal skull on the shelf though, I'd probably brain him with that

i was gonna use the skull, you have to use something else

 

it's every man for himself when jack comes a-knocking

[dissolved girl]

QUOTE (LazyGunn @ Jul 6 2004, 13:37)

QUOTE (dissolved girl @ Jul 6 2004, 10:34) I'd be fucked.  My windows only open a little bit, I'd be like the woman out of The Shining cowering in the bathroom.  There is a large very heavy metal skull on the shelf though, I'd probably brain him with that i was gonna use the skull, you have to use something else   it's every man for himself when jack comes a-knocking Bah. Maybe I'd put the rat down his trousers then.

[Guest Shenlong]

i reckon whacking him round the ehad with my guitar and the amp should do it