This woman in work.

[Maria]

Just went out for a fag before I start my shift, and me and my mate were chatting to this bird about general chit chat [censored].

 

When she was talking to me and I was making eye contact, I SWEAR, she had a stubble (looked shaved) and a stubbled tash.

 

So I was concentrating on her tone of voice to see if it's trained or what have you, I was checking her out - and Im sure, that I, work, with Tranny.

 

This has to be mailed out to every employee in this building on my last day.

 

*shocked*

[Capn Jack]

Might just be a bearded lady whose Freak Show job wasn't paying enough, so she chose to work in a great job.

[Ginge]

Maybe you were looking in a mirror.

[CreamyC]

I grabbed a girl once with stubble.

[GodsKitchenBoy]

Did she look like this? If she did, I think I know her:

 

 

[Maria]

Yup, thats deffinatly her.

[GodsKitchenBoy]

I would....

[Maria]

So would I.

[GodsKitchenBoy]

After me of course.....I don't do sloppy seconds....

[Maria]

Well [censored] that then - I dont want your STD's.

[GodsKitchenBoy]

Ok.... ...you can go first....

 

(Not that I am admitting to having STDs......I am clean as a whistle in that respect)

 

Edited October 16, 2003 by GKB

[Maria]

[GodsKitchenBoy]

You a scary lady......you always tell me off

[Maria]

Im your mum, that's why.

[GodsKitchenBoy]

Mummy!!!!!!