Why does the postman never come when you want him to

[Louise]

he never fails to deliver my bills on time but when your waiting for something important, it never turns up

[Guest]

Tis always the way hon, mind you my postie only ever delivers bills!!!

[spike]

count yourself lucky, northampton general post office had a fire, so all of northampton post is scattered all over the country, which is why yours are probably delayed too, its all northamptons fault i'm afraid.

[Jimmy]

yip always the same. I hate waitin on things

[Louise]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dont say that!, i need my train tickets for tomorrow

[Crill]

Maybe he's being poilte and waiting for you to cum first.

[Louise]

Crill said:

Maybe he's being poilte and waiting for you to cum first.

 

there aint no such bloke crill

[Crill]

Oh, we're out there. You just have to find us.

[Maria]

Crill said:

Maybe he's being poilte and waiting for you to cum first.

U cunt. I wanted to crack the joke

[Crill]

You shouldn't be such a slow welsh bint then.

[Maria]

aye, i know that like !

 

[Crill]

Well I'm glad we got that sorted like.

[Maria]

init, like.

[Mr Moo]

luu_luu said:

Crill said:

Maybe he's being poilte and waiting for you to cum first.

 

there aint no such bloke crill

 

There [censored] is...

[Crill]

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