I'm going to the clap clinic on Monday

[Guest Kether]

Anyone been before, what's it like?

[Aaron]

its fun!

[dissolved girl]

My housemate at uni had to go after shagging a dodgy local 30 year old single mother, they gave him some cream to rub onto his willy which he had to keep in the fridge for some reason

[Alex]

I got the clap.

[Guest]

QUOTE (Kether @ Jul 7 2004, 20:34)

Anyone been before, what's it like?

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuunluckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

[Lisa]

shame that, big old knitting needled shoved down your japs eye, noice!!

[Aaron]

its quite painless these days, they used to have to stick this thing down your knob to test for syphillis or chlamydia or something, but now they just take a swab off the end

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Aaron @ Jul 7 2004, 20:41)

its quite painless these days, they used to have to stick this thing down your knob to test for syphillis or chlamydia or something, but now they just take a swab off the end

shut up fool!!! Tex LML, she'll know

[Aaron]

[Aaron]

Once the test has come back all clear you have to knock one out over the nurses tits from 6 feet away, and if u dont reach them she amuptates

Edited July 7, 2004 by Aaron

[Alex]

QUOTE (Aaron @ Jul 7 2004, 20:46)

Once the test has come back all clear you have to knock one out over the nurses tits from 6 feet away, and if u dont reach them she amuptates

Does a shot in the eyes count?

[Lisa]

well yeh Alex, cos she cant see then, to lob your nob off

[alasdairm]

QUOTE (dissolved girl @ Jul 7 2004, 12:36)

My housemate at uni had to go after shagging a dodgy local 30 year old single mother, they gave him some cream to rub onto his willy which he had to keep in the fridge for some reason

he had to keep his willy in the fridge?

 

 

alasdair

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (Maria @ Jul 7 2004, 20:41)

QUOTE (Kether @ Jul 7 2004, 20:34) Anyone been before, what's it like? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuunluckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh Hey, I've never had anything apart from thrush a few times and cystitis once but my ex, Helen, has herpes so we're gonna go down on Monday. Never been tested in 6 years so think it's about time.   I could have all sorts.

[Trouble]

iv been to them bloody clinics loads of time's now (beacause of my cyist) neva had anything but the receptionst knows my name

 

 

 

 

its nice to know there friendly