I dont spose anyone watch Jacki Chan on TV tonight ?

[Maria]

Just watched the film - duno what it was called though.

 

It was ace.

 

I (L) Jackie Chan.

[colin66]

get out more

[Maria]

sort your hair out

[Evilhedfuk]

It was Mr Nice Guy, or something like that. I watched the 1st 5mins and thought it was shite, so started to watch something equally as dodgy on Ch5.

[colin66]

Grow some breasts

[Maria]

Evilhedfuk said:

It was Mr Nice Guy, or something like that. I watched the 1st 5mins and thought it was shite, so started to watch something equally as dodgy on Ch5.

 

Cheers !

[Maria]

colin66 said:

Grow some breasts

 

Im going under the knife in December

 

(you cheeky cunt )

[colin66]

Only joking ... they are great as they are

 

now go to bed

[Maria]

we dont have beds in wales.

 

U hurtfull bastard

[colin66]

Really? what you sleep in the fields with the sheep?

[Maria]

I used too.

 

Although I sleep in a sleeping bag on a wooden floor now.

[colin66]

a wooden floor? what kind of wood is it? soft or hard?

[Maria]

Really hard wood.

 

Here is a description of the wood I lay myself upon..

 

"They are water white in color with excellent nonyellowing qualities."

 

[colin66]

solvent-type or water-reducible?

[Maria]

Solvent type for deffo mate, yeh that's it.