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Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?

A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're

screwed.

 

Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?

A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

 

Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?

A.) One of his fingers is clean.

 

Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

 

Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...

A.) "Is it in?"

 

Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

 

Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?

A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

 

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?

A.) So men can be open minded.

 

Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat

a blowjob.

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LittleMissLoud said:

Love is....laughing at your other half's crap jokes! wink.gif

 

I've seen some that are worse than mine so nerner.gif

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